It's a Paranormal Christmas Eps. 338
222 Paranormal Podcast
2022/12/25
It's a Paranormal Christmas Eps. 338
It's a Paranormal Christmas Eps. 338

222 Paranormal Podcast
2022/12/25
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It's the most wonderful time of the year...It's time for our annual
Christmas Show! Joe and I have scoured the multiverse to find you some fun and
weird Christmas traditions and hope to fill your listening stocking with these
interesting finds. Have a wonderful holiday season and enjoy the show! -Joe and
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1. Japan: All I want for Christmas is… KFC
Forget the Chrthe istmas turkey. For many Japanese, traditional Christmas dinner
is Kentucky Fried Chicken. Due to a combination of tiny Japanese ovens and a
clever marketing campaign convincing locals that fried chicken is a traditional
American Yuletide feast, reservations have to be made to eat at a KFC on
Christmas Day. During the run-up to Christmas, Colonel Sanders statues outside
KFC’s Japanese outlets wear Santa gear. The chicken is served in special holiday
packaging. Demand is such that an online service has been created: order your
Xmas Family Bucket in advance and have it delivered.
1. Norway: Hide your broom
Norwegians believe that Christmas Eve coincides with the arrival of evil spirits
and witches. It is only logical then, that Norwegian householders hide all their
brooms before they go to sleep. After all, nothing spoils Christmas quicker than
finding your broom in broken pieces at the foot of a tree, trashed by some
joy-riding witch.
1. Caracas: Get your skates on
In the week leading up to Christmas, Venezuelans attend a daily church service
called Misa de Aguinaldo (Early Morning Mass) Indeed, so widespread is the
practice, many roads in the capital are closed until 8am to provide Christmas
worshippers with a safe passage.
1. Austria: Facing your Christmas demons
In Austria, St Nicholas has an evil counterpart called Krampus. He is the bad
cop to St Nick’s good cop, a demon-like creature with one task: to punish bad
children before Christmas. Men dressed in devil costumes roam the streets,
carrying chains and a basket for abducting especially bad children and hauling
them to hell. It's certainly one way to keep the kids off the streets. 5:
Catalonia: Pooping their way through Christmas Locals in Catalonia create a
character out of a log, drawing a face on it and giving it a hat. Then they
spend a fortnight 'feeding' it fruit, nuts and sweets. On Christmas Eve, the
entire family beats the log with sticks and sings a traditional song that
translates to 'if you don't crap well, i'll beat you with a stick' until the log
excretes all its treats. It's hard to comprehend why this tradition hasn't
caught on elsewhere. They also decorate their nativity scenes with small,
pooping, ceramic caganers (figurines). Usually well-known characters, often
drawn from that year's news, the figurines always have their pants around their
ankles.
1. Greenland: A Christmas dinner you'll never forget
Next time you find yourself complaining about granny's festive brussel sprouts,
spare a thought for the poor tykes in Greenland. Each Christmas, they have to
tuck into mattak – raw whale skin with a little blubber – and kiviak, which is
made by wrapping an auk (a small arctic bird) in seal skin, burying it for
several months and eating its decomposed flesh.
1. Guatemala: How clean is your house?
In Guatemala, cleanliness really is next to Godliness. Locals believe that the
devil and other evil spirits live in the dark, dirty corners of your home.
Therefore, they spend the week before Christmas sweeping up, collecting rubbish
and then piling everything in a huge heap outside. Finally, an effigy of the
devil is placed on top and the whole thing is set on fire. It's called La Quema
del Diablo, the 'Burning of the Devil'. The idea for Guatemalans is to burn all
the bad from the previous year and start a new year from out of the ashes.
1. Ukraine: Deck the halls with… spider’s webs?
In addition to the standard tinsel, fairy lights and baubles, Ukrainians like to
throw an artificial spider and web on the tree as well. The tradition has its
origins in an old tale of a poor woman who couldn't afford to decorate her tree
and woke on Christmas morning to discover a spider had covered it in a glorious,
sparkling web. It’s for good luck. It's not about poor housekeeping.
1. Portugal: I feed dead people
During consoda, the traditional Christmas feast in Portugal, families sometimes
set extra places at the dining table for deceased relatives. It's thought that
the practice will ensure good fortunes for the household. In some areas crumbs
are left on the hearth as well. And you thought feeding all
your living relatives was hard enough.
1. Italy: Where Santa’s little helper is an old witch
Unable to conclusively prove the existence of Santa, the Vatican decided to
throw its weight behind something they'd had countless dealings with: an old
witch called La Befana who delivers presents to kids in Italy. The story goes
that the three wise men invited the witch to accompany them to see the baby
Jesus. She said she was too busy and the legend was born.
1. Czech Republic: A pair of matchmakers
On Christmas Eve, unmarried Czech women stand with their back to the door and
toss one of their shoes over their shoulder. If it lands with the toe facing the
door, it means that they’ll be married within the year. If it lands with the
heel facing the door, they’re in for another year of watching Bridget Jones
movies. Perhaps it's better than marrying a heel, though.
1. Germany: Fill your boots
On the evening of 5 December, German children leave a boot or a shoe outside
their bedroom door. In the morning, if they've been good, they will wake to find
the shoes filled with sweets. If they have haven’t, they will find only a
branch. Obviously, it is best to leave out the newest pair of shoes you own –
preferably, fresh out of the box.
1. Spain: New Year, new (red) knickers
Here's one for the New Year. In Spain, it is customary to wear red underwear on
New Year's Eve. The small town of La Font de la Figuera has taken the tradition
one step further: a New Year’s Eve run with the runners wearing just red
underwear. Coincidentally, the town has the highest incidence of pneumonia in
the country.
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